See this sweet little Japanese doll on the right? The kind of thing you’d get an elderly relative or a doll collector, right?

Wrong.

It’s a vibrator. Possibly one of the most discreet vibrators I’ve ever seen, and for once it’s actually quite pretty unlike certain other vibrators I’ve seen recently.

The Kokeshi Japanese Vibrating Massage Doll features 3 speeds, activated by squeezing the body of the doll. You can get it in the girl version on the right, or the similar boy version.

So it’s pretty and provides the necessary vibrations, but would you actually use it with your partner or on your own?

I’m not a fan to be honest. Though it would certainly provide a few laughs on Christmas day for a few unsuspecting grandmas. You could always pass it off as a handy neck massager…

You can buy it from LoveHoney for £22.99

Philips, a brand better known for screwdrivers, TVs, light bulbs and dental care,  have recently been branching out into vibrators with a designer style.  Much more couple friendly then a huge bubblegum pink Rampant Rabbit.

The latest addition to the range is the Dual Intimate Vibrating Massagers. The two vibrators have a similar look to one of the first vibrators we featured on Dork Adore, the Nomi Tang.

We already love Philip’s electric toothbrush, but can they do the same with their adult toys range?

Arriving in a metallic looking ‘shell’, the set consists of two well designed massagers that are suited for general or more intimate massaging.

The larger of the two vibrators is aimed at women, and is designed to fit against the curves of your body whilst still being easy to hold.

The smaller one features several ridges to vary the sensations for a guy, and a dip to fit against a certain part of a man’s anatomy.

Each vibrator has four different function speeds which are easily amended with the three simple buttons. Once you’ve finished with them, you just place them back in the rechargeable case.

I really like this set. The rechargeable element really sold me on it, but I was also impressed with the design and the fact that you can use both vibrators at once. A great option for couples who are new to sex toys and maybe a little nervous. Or for anyone who wants a sex toy that doesn’t actually look like a toy.

You can buy it from LoveHoney for £69.99

The contraception market is seriously lacking in decent-looking condoms. Admittedly, it’s not the most exciting thing to use, but it’s pretty essential for obvious reasons.

I came across these Pasante Halo Condoms from LoveHoney a while ago. Each pack comes with 18 individually designed condoms. The wrappers include flocked wallpaper designs, car speed dials and butterflies.

They’re £6.99 for a pack.

What do you think about designer condoms? Waste of money or a great way to encourage safer sex?

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This thing just looks *wrong* to me. Like a water wheel, but with rubbery pink tongue things where the wooden paddles should be.

And that’s pretty much what it is.

Put the Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator (patent pending, no less) near your nether regions and you’ll be sitting on a “revolution in orgasms”. Top marks for the punnage from LoveHoney there.

They’re clearly quite pleased with it (though I imagine the LoveHoney staff are always pretty cheerful what with all those guaranteed orgasms lying around the office), which is why they’re offering it at a special launch price for a limited time only.

Sqweel, £34.99 from LoveHoney