We’ve all been waiting for this, haven’t we? Maybe we didn’t know it, but now it’s happened it seems like the universe was created for this very moment: iPhone’s Siri has been introduced to the granddaddy of interactive toys, Furby.

Now, we’re intrigued by Siri and we have mildly irritating memories of Furby.

But who’s better? FIGHT!

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You know what Dork Adore needs now we’re up for a Cosmo Blog award (vote for us!)? A theme tune.

This will do nicely.

The spoof of Jay Z and Alicia Keys’ hit song Empire State of Mind (renamed Entrepreneur State of Mind) comes from the Pantless Knights team and features a bearded gangsta spittin’ lyrics about Twitter and Steve Jobs. It’s a cheeky look at the reinvented dork and their new ‘cool’ status.

Reckon you’re a New Dork?

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It’s Friday, and therefore time for a bit of light entertainment. What’s more entertaining than a really cute animal video, eh?

Check out the video below from Vice UK which features the residents of the world’s only sloth orphanage, including some babies.

Slow Loris who?

Sloth image from Flickr user Ken_Mayer

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You can keep your Marvin Gaye, Westlife and Whitney Houston love songs. This Valentine’s Day, I only want to be serenaded with one romantic jingle.

The Mario Kart Love Song

The song is a YouTube sensation, written by a gaming fan who incorporates his love for Mario Kart with the object of his desire.

Lyrics like “I’ll pause this game, so our love will never end” and “no one will touch us, if we pick up a star” bring a smile to the face of even the most hardened anti-romantic.

Despite my desperation for a Google Android phone, I still feel that shiver of envy when someone else pulls out their iPhone. I want one.

So, in a moment of unclarity (i.e. before my morning cup of tea) I got a little bit excited about this tutorial on Crafty Crafty on how to make your own iPhone. Sadly, it’s only a paper one, but it’s pretty awesome all the same.

You can check out the video below:

Amazing Paper Craft IPhone! – Funny videos are here

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If anyone marks a link ZOMGZOMGZOMG, there’s a good chance we’ll click on it. So thanks to the people at Fixation Video for alerting us in the aforementioned fashion that this video was – in the words of all the YouTube commenters – “full of win”.

Please note: “probablistically” is not a real word, despite what the man on the video may have you believe.

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