This is a knitted Edward Cullen Off-Of-Twilight doll and everything you thought you once knew is now wrong. Don't worry. Just empty your mind and scroll and click and scoll and click and scroll and click and... 'His own ennui sealed in amber' The supermarkets are releasing their festive … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: the Anne Geddes nightmare edition
If life is a canine birthday party, then frivolous internet links are the malodorous, meaty cake. Take my paw and we will delve muzzle-first into the Pedigree Chum goodness that lies below. You slapped a fish The Bad Lipreading crew have finally made sense of Twilight. You like Korean pop … [Read more...]
50 Shades of Grey – The five worst tech sins Anastasia and Christian commit
If you have recently suffered the trauma of reading all the books in the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy back-to-back, you may need -- as I did -- to work off some of the self-loathing with a cathartic read of the 50 Shades of Suck blog from start to finish (I cried more than Ana after a session in the … [Read more...]
New Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer
Counting down until the next and final Twilight film? Did the last trailer leave you wanting more? Or are you looking forward to the series finally ending, and a nation of teenagers finding a new obsession? If you're part of the Twihard group, you might want to have a peek at the video … [Read more...]
The best Halloween outfits
Halloween. A time when children dress up as cute little pumpkins and witches, teenage girls put together a 'costume' that merges scary with slutty, and grown ups desperately attempt to create something that looks cool and yet effortless. No doubt this year's ghoulish festivities will be primarily … [Read more...]
Vampires Suck – The Trailer Rises
In just over a month, Vampires Suck is released in the UK. From the school of cinema that brought us Epic Movie, Not Another Teen Movie and countless others, it attempts to mercilessly shred the Twilight movies. And other vampire cash-ins, but mostly Twilight. In fact, if you’ve somehow managed … [Read more...]
Twilight New Moon: Creating the wolves
The release of Twilight: New Moon brings with it a flurry of merchandise emblazoned with the 'Team Edward' and 'Team Jacob' slogans. I'm so Team Jacob. Let's be honest, the CGI is much better for the wolves, whilst Edward has to be content with a bit of a shimmer in the light. Want to know … [Read more...]
Twilight: New Moon Trailer
It's time to book your tickets to the latest instalment of the world's favourite teen flick franchise, which opens this weekend. Cedric Diggory and chums will be back on the big screen in Twilight: New Moon, casting haunted looks and making free with the red lip gloss. Here's a sneaky peek at the … [Read more...]
Five things that are better than vampires
You can’t open Google, turn on the telly or talk to certain people called Charles at the moment without being assaulted by vampires, actors who have played vampires falling out of sub-standard nightclubs, and interviews with people who have written about vampires. You can’t blame it on Halloween - … [Read more...]
Bella’s Twilight mittens – free knitting pattern
Any self-respecting Twilight fangirl will want to get herself a pair of the mittens Bella can be seen sporting in the movie. This knitting pattern, created be self-confessed Twilight obsessive, Subliminal Rabbit, is totally free. Plus, the mittens are pretty special even if you're not fussed … [Read more...]
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