Best of the internet: Otters play piano and basketball, Harlem Shake, dude surprises girlfriend with puppy, tiny Batman, screaming goats

One of these things is not like the other. Many of these things are not like your brother. All of these things are fun to discover.

Awww, jeyeaaah. Word to your mother.

Take me away from all this

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You could just reply ‘wrong number, bro’. But these people have much more imagination than that. You will guffaw.
Forty cups of tea? Be right with you.
Of course you want a supercut of goats screaming like humans. OF COURSE YOU DO.
This baby is recreating all the Best Picture Oscar Nominations because there’s only so much entertainment to be had from sippy cups and Duplo.
We’re not going to talk about the Harlem Shake. Nope. Not happening. Stop that. The people of Harlem have spoken.

Prepare your feels. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. SPOILER: PUPPY REPLACEMENT SURPRISE.

Well, that’s gonna get in the way.

Solving a Rubik’s Cube. With one’s nipple. SMART NIPPLE.

Yoda is REAL and cute and thirsty.
Oh, nuthin’ much. Just a bucket o’sloths.
I do not know this reality show but I fully endorse the cuteness claims of this puppy.
Siberian Flying Squirrels are so nuclear-grade adorable, it’s like they sprang into life from Manga.
Tiny monkeys be cray-cray for grapes.
This otter plays basketball for his creaky shoulders. This one plays piano for fun. And possibly, food-based reinforcement. But hey, Piano Otter!