Reviewing Merlin has become an extreme sport now, after the BBC announced that this will be the final series. Anything could happen! Arthur could discover Merlin’s secret! Minor characters could die! Mordred might finally do something! So, only four episodes left including this one –any of that … [Read more...]
Merlin: With All My Heart – Dork Review
This week, Merlin finally brings an end to the Evil Gwen storyline, after weeks of confusion. Not to mention, dragons, cross-dressing, Emrys and the awful knowledge that, yes, the series ends at Christmas, so anything could happen as we build to a climax. Sounds like With All My Heart must be … [Read more...]
Merlin Ends With Series Five – Dork Reaction
Last night, suddenly, the BBC announced that Merlin would conclude at the end of the current series five. You can see the full statement on CultBox, but it includes all the pleasantries you'd expect: The show had a good run, but this was their time, we must stand by their bedside and hold in our … [Read more...]
Merlin: The Hollow Queen – Dork Review
When we left our Merlin heroes, Evil Queen Gwen was trying her utmost to kill Arthur, whilst Merlin and Gaius slowly twigged that something wasn't right. This week: could it be more of the same? Will we get a straight explanation for Gwen's evilitude? Or will Arthur simply get naked with an old … [Read more...]
Merlin: A Lesson In Vengeance – Dork Review
Last week on Merlin, an epic desert slog happened, climaxing in Gwen’s badly set-up turn to the dark side. But all is not lost, they could still push on to better stories with Evil Gwen, and they’re going to have a go right now. So, will she kill the King? Best watch the episode on iPlayer to … [Read more...]
Merlin: The Dark Tower – Dork Review
This week, Merlin chills out with Stephen King's Dark Tower novels for the entire length of the episode, whilst Arthur comically blunders about the place, wondering where his servant has gone. Hijinks ensue. Neither Morgana nor Mordred appear. Obviously, that (mostly) isn't true. But what does … [Read more...]
Merlin: The Disir – Dork Review
After last week's slightly vacant episode, which could've happened in almost any series, Merlin hits the series five button hard this week to compensate, centring on Mordred's presence in Camelot and the looming prophecy that he will kill Arthur. What depths of depravity will this drive his loyal … [Read more...]
Merlin: Another’s Sorrow – Dork Review
In the first few Merlin episodes this series, big things have happened - advancements of the Mordred storyline, major character reunions – surely we must be due one where literally nothing of any use takes place? Half an hour of running around, followed by a fast reversion to status quo? So is … [Read more...]
Strictly Come Dancing Review – Week Two Vs. Hollywood Week
For the third week in a row, Strictly Come Dancing has managed to beat out The X Factor in the ratings stakes. But that should be no surprise – this year is proving to be a rip-roarer of a competition. Despite the return of the much-maligned dance off, this year's cast continued to be stellar … [Read more...]
Merlin: The Death Song of Uther Pendragon – Dork Review
Now the opening two-parter is over, does that mean the BBC's Merlin goes back to business as usual? Comedy antics, bromantic hinting and regular characters falling in love with baddies? Well, in last year's episode #3, former King Uther Pendragon dropped dead. This time, he's back for a … [Read more...]