The World’s first erotic alarm clock
Posted by Emma Cossey on December 17, 2011 · 2 Comments
The alarm clock is a much-abused gadget. We silence it, ignore it and, on really bad mornings, hit it.
Poor alarm clock.
But, things are about to change. An alarm clock has been designed to get you leaping out of bed with a grin on your face. Hell, you might even look forward to being woken up.
What is it? It’s an alarm clock…you keep between your legs. The vibrating time device, named the Little Rooster, will wake you up in the morning with….well, I think you get the picture.
If you fancy adding the Little Rooster to your wish list (with added snorgasm® function apparently), it’ll cost £69.
Would you like to wake up to some good vibrations?
The Apple sex toy
Posted by Emma Cossey on July 26, 2011 · 1 Comment
Writing for Dork Adore means you occasionally get some very, very strange emails pop up in your inbox. Last week, I was sent the press release for an apple-shaped vibrator. I’m assuming it was aimed at those who have yearnings for a Snow White moment. Or those that want an intimate toy that doubles... Read More »
Halloween by Love Honey
Posted by Emma Cossey on October 27, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Halloween is a bit of a rubbish time for adults. You’re either left with the duty of creating a Halloween costume for your offspring, who are often bouncing off the wall from all the free sweets, or attending some awful themed party. In an attempt to improve this day for the grown ups, LoveHoney... Read More »
Touché Ice Vibrating Bullet Massager
Posted by Emma Cossey on August 6, 2010 · Leave a Comment
We see some pretty cool gadgets at Dork Adore, but very few of them are quite literally cool. The Touché Ice Vibrating Bullet Massager (Sextoys.co.uk, £33.99) on the right is half ice, half bullet. It comes with a section that you fill with water, re-attach to the blue section on the bottom (also... Read More »
Zini Deux Luxury Couples Massager Set
Posted by Emma Cossey on July 28, 2010 · Leave a Comment
There’s been a bit of a surge recently in the number of adult toys aimed at couples. Even better, a lot of these dual products are actually quite pleasing for the eye. The Zini Deux Luxury Couples Massager Set on the right is an excellent example. It’s already won the Red Dot Design Award... Read More »
Ethical sexy time: Fairtrade condoms
Posted by Emma Cossey on July 4, 2010 · Leave a Comment
We all know about the importance of staying safe during sex, but what about being ethical? Possibly not top of your list of priorities when you’re about to make sweet love, but stay with us. The fair-trade and ethical sex toy market is a small but growing niche in an increasingly green society.... Read More »
Nexus Chloe vibrator – Review
Posted by Francesca Teti on July 2, 2010 · 1 Comment
The first thing you need to know about the Nexus Chloe is that it’s very, very stylish. Everything from the black box, to the satin-feel pouch and the sleek design oozes a designer feel perfect for a first time sex toy owner, who I always thought would be intimidated by the usual array of pink,... Read More »
Valentine’s Day gifts for geeks
Posted by Emma Cossey on February 10, 2010 · 1 Comment
C’mon now, you didn’t think we’d get through February without at least one Valentine’s Day post, did you? I know it’s all a scam thought up by Hallmark to get us all spending money, but well….it’s all a bit of fun really. Floundering for ideas for the dork you... Read More »
The Chippendales Diva
Posted by Emma Cossey on January 23, 2010 · Leave a Comment
See this chic looking intimate massager on the right? It’s created by the people behind The Chippendales. You know, those thong wearing, baby oil drenched ‘hunks’ who strip for millions of adoring women. I’ll admit, my initial thoughts when I heard about this product was that... Read More »
Dork romance: A Mario Kart love song
Posted by Emma Cossey on January 16, 2010 · 1 Comment
You can keep your Marvin Gaye, Westlife and Whitney Houston love songs. This Valentine’s Day, I only want to be serenaded with one romantic jingle. The Mario Kart Love Song The song is a YouTube sensation, written by a gaming fan who incorporates his love for Mario Kart with the object of his... Read More »
