Nifty nightlights for kids
When you’re seven years old and your evil older cousin has regaled you with stories of the hungry monster that lives under your bed and eats children, you tend to be a little bit scared when the lights are turned off.
Which is where nightlights, like this Beba Light, (Alessi, £16) on the right come in. Providing just the amount of light to help your child drift off to sleep, they’re usually fairly light on the electricity usage too.
Thinking of investing in one? Check out some of the Dork Adore favourites.
Toys R Us Ouija Board: Freakiest toy ever?
After seeing the Wii Baby and Me game last year, I figured we’d kind of reached our limit when it comes to freaky games for kids. I was wrong. Toys R Us in the US have bought out a bubblegum-pink Ouija board. Because who doesn’t want to scare the crap out of their favourite little girl? The game is actually designed to ‘answer’... Read
Five digital cameras for kids
I’m not a big fan of children having a never-ending supply of gadgets. Do young kids really need a mobile phone or a flatscreen TV in their rooms? Digital cameras, like the Lego digital camera on the right (Boots, £39.99), are different though. They promote curiosity, provide permanent mementoes and offer hours of fun. Fancy letting your child... Read
Five cute craft kits for kids
Fancy giving your progeny a passion for crafting? Have a look at these craft kits for inspiration. Step-by-step Sewing This Mini flower and butterfly cushion sewing kit (£6.96 from Baker Ross) on the right will teach your child the basics of sewing, allowing them to create their own flower or butterfly cushion. The needle is plastic and the shapes... Read
Apple iPhone bedding: there should be a nap for that
There is a thin line, between being a normal run-of-the-mill dork, and becoming The Uber-Dork. Buying this iPhone bedding set on the right would shove you right over that line. The set is from Swedish website Ellos, and is aimed at the teen and ‘tween’ market. Displaying the standard iPhone icons and a mini iPhone for the pillow, you can... Read
How to make reusable microfibre baby wipes
Call me a total nerdlinger, but I can’t resist a microfibre cloth (aka e-cloths). And being something of an eco-bore, I’m trying to assuage my guilt about procreating (possibly the single worst thing we can all do for the environment) by reducing the little one’s huge carbon footprint. You can already get terry towelling and various... Read
Retro Robot lightswitches for the nursery
Decorating nurseries for a new baby always seems like a pointless pastime. By the time your child is old enough to notice the décor, he or she is going to have developed toddler-based design tastes and you’re going to be painting everything Power Puff pink or something equally unpleasant. So, if you’re planning a new room for your newborn,... Read
iMote Kid Friendly Remote Control
Young kids and cable TV is a combination asking for trouble. Sure, it’s got a ton of kids channels to keep them occupied, but leaving a child in the possession of the TV controller may lead to them flicking from CBeebies to the far less educational Babestation (or educational in a whole new way). ThinkGeek think they have the answer, with the... Read
Maternity Wear: T-shirts from ThinkGeek
Maternity clothing is often comfortable and practical. Rarely does it have a sense of humour. Pregnancy is, after all, a serious business. Except, sometimes it is quite funny. You’re flatulent, you waddle, you eat some seriously weird sandwiches and you’re so blissed out on endorphins that you can’t retain basic information. So why... Read
Dork Review: Motorola Digital Video Monitor MBP35
For those occasions when hearing your baby scream just isn’t quite good enough, Motorola brings you a range of Advanced Digital Baby Monitors so you can watch it holler too. For many parents, a video monitor is overkill, but if you’re especially nervous of something happening to the fruit of your loins, or if you just like the idea of a... Read
