Marvel’s big space adventure – Guardians of the Galaxy – Dork Review

What do you get when you put two bounty hunters, an assassin, a space pirate and a vengeful maniac in the same space ship and have them work together as a team? You get Marvel Studios’ biggest risk so far: a riotous space adventure based on a relatively unknown comic property, with a cast as ragtag as the characters themselves.

So, Guardians of the Galaxy then… did that risk pay off? 

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Directed by: James Gunn

Starring: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan and others

Based on: Guardians of the Galaxy  by Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning

Running time: 122 minutes

Certificate: 12A

Out in cinemas now

 The story

In 1988, a lonely teenage boy named Peter Quill witnesses his mother’s death from cancer. Distraught, he runs out of the hospital to be alone but is suddenly abducted by a group of space pirates called The Ravagers.

26 years later, Peter is working for The Ravagers and their leader Yondu. He travels to the planet Morag to steal a seemingly innocent orb – what he doesn’t know is that the orb contains one of the Infinity Stones, and it’s the trigger for an event that will change Peter and his future forever.

With a fanatical Kree named Ronan the Accuser and his troops chasing him, not to mention his own boss Yondu putting a bounty on his head, Peter is forced to work with an unlikely band of misfits: Ronan’s best assassin Gamora (who has betrayed Ronan for freedom), a pair of bounty hunters named Rocket (a genetically engineered raccoon) and Groot (a tree-like humanoid) and a vengeful inmate named Drax. Together, they (reluctantly) set out to save the universe – and maybe find a higher purpose in the process.

So… good film?

Marvel’s penultimate Phase II film (the last one being next year’s Avengers: Age of Ultron) is easily the most entertaining blockbuster of the summer. A nice balance of light and dark moments, a pace that never slacks and some genuinely funny moments.

Chris Pratt smashes it as Peter Quill/Star-Lord, bringing the right touches of comedy at the right time – while also sometimes completely breaking your heart. Zoe Saldana is as good as ever as assassin-gone-good Gamora, and Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel provide the most unusual but brilliant double act as Rocket and Groot. Cooper provides a lot of the laughs, so the moments where Rocket gets introspective hit you in the feelings doubly hard. And while Diesel’s dialogue consists of basically saying the same three words over and over again (say it with me now: I AM GROOT), he manages to bring so much nuance into every instance that you know exactly what he’s getting at.

Blue, bald and ballsy

The excellent main cast is backed by an equally excellent supporting cast. Lee Pace is completely unrecognisable as Ronan The Accuser, and Karen Gillan’s sassy blue psycho Nebula (this is indeed the role for which she shaved her head) needs to be given a lot more screen time in the sequel, please.

Michael Rooker’s accent does a good job of playing Yondu, while John C. Reilly and (I kid you not) Peter Serafinowicz play the Nova Corps officers you saw in the trailer. I live for Serafinowicz’s drily British utterance of “What a bunch of A-holes.”

But what a loveable bunch of A-holes they are. And what a lovable film this is. If you want quotable lines, you’ve got them by the truckload. Are you looking for humour? This has got it in spades, and some of it is admirably blue for a mainstream 12A film (the Jackson Pollock painting joke actually made me snigger for about thirty full seconds. I am 23.)

In short, if you’re looking for an antidote to any kind of summer blues, this is it. Fast, bonkers, funny and glorious, Guardians of the Galaxy is Marvel’s big risk paying off big time.  I for one can not wait until Age of Ultron hits theatres on May 1st. Bring it, Kevin Feige. I’m ready.

Related

• Guardians of the Galaxy on IMDb
• Guardians of the Galaxy official site
• Guardians of the Galaxy tickets at Cineworld
• Guardians of the Galaxy at Rotten Tomatoes

Jillian Boyd

Jillian Boyd is a lifestyle blogger, author of romantic/erotic fiction and a self-confessed film addict. Likes Doctor Who, Hannibal, Matt Fraction and David Aja's Hawkeye comics, crafting and baking.

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