Sqweel 2 Review: Oral stimulator

sqweel 2 review

When Lovehoney sent me a review sample of the Sqweel 2, I literally squealed in excitement. Dork Adore featured the first Sqweel back in 2009 but Lovehoney has updated one of its top-selling toys and re-released it to the eager public. With 30% more power and a new reversible turning mode, it … [Read more...]

The World’s first erotic alarm clock

erotic alarm clock

The alarm clock is a much-abused gadget. We silence it, ignore it and, on really bad mornings, hit it. Poor alarm clock. But, things are about to change. An alarm clock has been designed to get you leaping out of bed with a grin on your face. Hell, you might even look forward to being … [Read more...]

The Apple sex toy

Rianne S Rechargeable 7 Speed Forbidden Fruit Intimate Massager

Writing for Dork Adore means you occasionally get some very, very strange emails pop up in your inbox. Last week, I was sent the press release for an apple-shaped vibrator. I'm assuming it's for those who want a Snow White moment; or for those who want an intimate toy that doubles as a … [Read more...]

Kokeshi Japanese Vibrating Massage Dolls

Kokeshi JapaneseVibratingMassageDolls

See this sweet little Japanese doll on the right? The kind of thing you'd get an elderly relative or a doll collector, right? Wrong. It's a vibrator. Possibly one of the most discreet vibrators I've ever seen. And for once it's actually quite pretty, unlike certain other vibrators I've seen … [Read more...]

I Rub my Fishie Personal Massager


The I Rub my Fishie (£17.90) on the right is part of a varied range of waterproof personal massagers based on water based animals. We all know how I feel about basing sex toy designs on the animal kingdom. I can sort of see what they were going for. After all, the duck versions are popular for … [Read more...]

Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator from LoveHoney


This thing just looks *wrong* to me. Like a water wheel, but with rubbery pink tongue things where the wooden paddles should be. And that's pretty much what it is. Put the Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator (patent pending, no less) near your nether regions and you'll be sitting on a "revolution in … [Read more...]

Dinky Rabbit Finger Vibrator


First of all, I need to lay my cards on the table. I hate it when vibrators have little faces etched into them. I understand for some it's 'cute' and there are some legal reasons behind it in Japan, but I don't particularly want to be faced with a rabbit's cheesy grin when using a vibrator So … [Read more...]