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The Apple sex toy

July 26, 2011 By Emma Cossey


Writing for Dork Adore means you occasionally get some very, very strange emails pop up in your inbox.

Last week, I was sent the press release for an apple-shaped vibrator.

I’m assuming it’s for those who want a Snow White moment; or for those who want an intimate toy that doubles as a kitsch mantelpiece ornament.

It’s not just eye-catching, though; it offers seven speeds, which are controlled by the green stem on the top.

If you fancy getting fruity with the Rianne S Rechargeable 7 Speed Forbidden Fruit Intimate Massager, you can order it from LoveHoney…for £79.99

Emma Cossey

Emma is our resident fashion and social media specialist, having worked as a blogger, editor and writer on a number of fashion and beauty websites. She writes regularly for The Bag Lady, and has previously written for The Times Online, Shoewawa and Jorg & Olif among others.

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  1. Anonymous says

    November 6, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Very nice article, I’ll surely be following your next post!

    John Dwayne Dela Cruz  – Blogger
    Some objects are designed for use in a woman’s Vagina.

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