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Panning for Internet Gold: the Anne Geddes nightmare edition

September 7, 2012 By Helen Brown

If life is a canine birthday party, then frivolous internet links are the malodorous, meaty cake. Take my paw and we will delve muzzle-first into the Pedigree Chum goodness that lies below.

Dog Party

You slapped a fish

  • The Bad Lipreading crew have finally made sense of Twilight.
  • You like Korean pop phenomenon Gangnam Style for the dance, don’t you? Time to love it for its subversive political message.
  • Michael Fassbender is set to play 80’s papier-mache-headed comic character Frank Sidebottom and WAIT WHUT I CAN’T EVEN.
  • Parks & Recreation have released the bloopers. And they were good.

Never gonna Roger Sterling

  • The great thing about living in monochromatic, sexismpalooza Mad Men days is that Rickrolling hadn’t been invented yet. Oh.
  • Posters for movies with one letter removed. Funny-beautiful.
  • Anne Geddes built a name for herself taking those baby-in-flower Athena pictures that poked a virtual sharpened stick into your Saturday morning, shopping-centre hangover. Try them for size with adults subbing for babies.
  • Then, witness the horrible truth behind those adorable baby shots:

Aliens Will Hug You CoatLook into my link-eyes so that I may mesmerize

  • You cannot take your eyes off this caterpillar with a death-wish.
  • Plants have feelings too. Very cool feelings.
  • Dancing quadrocopters, beautifully lit against the Austrian night sky.
  • The King of Parkour showreels. This guy commits.
  • Atheist Brony Dubstep is a thing and I need a little lie-down now.
  • Somebody has mashed up EVERYTHING over Gangnam Style and while it’s OH-GOD-MAKE-IT-STOP TOO MUCH – you absolutely will dance.
  • It’s not that speedboat crashes are funny, of course. It’s just that the dubstep mix is pretty banging and the gif is a thing of wonder. Gif pro-tip: pick one person to watch each time.
  • Don’t you hate it when confectionery looks pretty? Here: infected toe and ear cookies.

Aw, bless

In important skunk news, it emerges that Pepé Le Pew exists in the non-cartoon dimension.

Finally, interior design takes a cat lady’s needs into account. Marvel at the (frankly amazing) sofa with in-built cat tunnel.

Pet-owners continue their reign of humiliating costume-based terror over their animal charges.

You might have seen cat-hugs-kitten videos before, but unless you’re some kind of hideous secret reptile, they will never not soothe your soul. Try it.

A real pet penguin

Short film premise: Kids write a story. Adults act it. Kids do the voice-over. Hilarity ensues:

Helen Brown

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