Since last we saw our heroes, The Walking Dead has undergone yet another personnel change. This show burns through staff as fast as zombies: showrunner Glen Mazzara has been killed off (metaphorically) due to “creative differences”. Which is a shame, as the first half of this season was their best … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The toilet instructions edition
9,900 people on this exquisite blue planet search for 'toilet instructions' every month. EVERY MONTH. And yet the Dork Adore management team have never once acknowledged my sterling contribution to their search engine visibility. Hello, people troubled by the smallest room in the house. Scroll … [Read more...]
The E L James approved Fifty Shades Of Grey collection. At last(!)
We put together our own Fifty Shades of Grey starter kit, but it was only a matter of time before an official Fifty Shades Of Grey collection was created, and it's no surprise to see Lovehoney is behind it. Approved by E L James herself, the Official Pleasure Collection has everything from luxe … [Read more...]
Who is Mister Rabbit and do we care? Utopia S1E5 – Dork Review
During my recent, quite grumpy Utopia reviews, I’ve expressed hope it could still have a good ending – the sluggish pace might pick up as they race through the last couple of weeks to a conclusion. Well, that time is now - the penultimate episode has aired. So, did they take their last chance at … [Read more...]
LEGO phone cases are on their way!
You can already get faux LEGO phone covers, but Belkin, the case maker, has just announced an official partnership with LEGO. This means we'll be getting a whole array of LEGO-inspired gadget accessories coming our way, starting with a line of iOS products including cases for the iPhone and iPod … [Read more...]
Is this the best IPL hair removal gadget available?
I really loved the E>Swin E>One IPL hair removal device. It was amazing. After just one use acres of previously fallow hair meadowlands became empty-follicled wastelands. But it cost a fortune, and it took so long to set it up and use it that I didn't manage to get it out of the box more than … [Read more...]
DON’T PANIC! Five last-minute Valentine’s Day gifts
Valentine's Day is a bit rubbish. We all know this. It's an added expense for those of us in couples recovering from Christmas, and an entire day of smugness for the singletons to live through. Romance isn't rubbish though. It's pretty essential. Even if it's less about chocolates and flowers, … [Read more...]
Just as I start to love a show, the BBC cancel it… Being Human S5E2 – Dork Review
This week on Being Human, things take a surprisingly OTT turn, as Alex confronts the minions of the Devil, whilst Hal and Tom confront each other in a literal food fight. The best part: it’s exactly as silly as it sounds, yet I still really enjoyed it. Well, my enjoyment was slightly tempered by … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The significant otter edition
Roll up, roll up. I got 6-year-old script writers, the wisdom of Mr T, a wiggly baby and a smorgasbord of sloths for you this fine afternoon. They won't last long at these prices, so click fast and click well. OH 'ECK, SOMEONE CALLED THE ROZZERS. SCATTER! Lick my Death Star Lollipops! … [Read more...]
Insulate! Yes, it’s a free Dalek hat knitting pattern
If the Germinate! Plant pot wasn't thrilling enough for you, we've got yet another punny craft project for you. This Insulate! Knitted Dalek hat pattern is free to all Ravelry users, so if you fancy having a go, you can download it here. I'm still enough of a knitting novice that I haven't … [Read more...]
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