Velociraptor vs. Shark Whisky

The branding of booze often falls into four categories:

Old man, in a hat, usually laughing.
Fancy writing and a simple logo to appeal to the more discerning buyer.
Birds & plants.
SUPER CRAZY BRIGHT DRINKS WITH ‘ZANY’ COLOURS. Designed to scream out to teenagers who embrace the quantity over quality approach.

Not exactly exciting, is it? What the world needs, is a spirit with a sense of humour. An amusing alcohol.

Enter the Single Malt Scotch Whisky, with added Velociraptor and Shark. Sort of. The comic book-inspired label will definitely make this bottle stand out from all the others.

Can you imagine rocking up to a party with a bottle of this? Much better than a dull bottle of wine.

You can order the Velociraptor vs. Shark Whisky from Firebox for £39.99. Pour it over the polished rocks we mentioned a couple of weeks ago.

p.s I couldn’t really talk about sharks, without mentioning the world’s worst/best shark film…

Emma Cossey

Emma is our resident fashion and social media specialist, having worked as a blogger, editor and writer on a number of fashion and beauty websites. She writes regularly for The Bag Lady, and has previously written for The Times Online, Shoewawa and Jorg & Olif among others.