Panning for Internet Gold: The ‘Trump Power’ edition

Hey, surfer. Are you too busy to trawl through the entire internet? Too lazy to endure a deluge of rancid buhh-chaff in order to find a morsel of tasty LOL-wheat?

No problem. Sit back and gorge on your saturated fat of choice, pausing only to splodge a greasy index finger over these prime, wheaty links.

Bottom Trumps

• It’s always a good time to mock Donald Trump, but never more so than in the face of his patenting hubris. ‘Purely Trump’ indeed.
• The ‘Keep Calm‘ backlash continues apace. Welcome the Keep Calm Must Stop Tumblr.
• Space boy has a message for Girls. Girls respond.
• This horrifying piece of Koala-cinema is part Alien, part meep:

You can call my hologram Al

• Best newcomer to Twitter this week: the somewhat bleak but perfectly-pitched Leaping Sam:

I’ve leapt into the body of David Icke, I’m on the TV and I am about to embark upon a bizarre rant about lizards ruling the world. Oh boy.

— Dr Sam Beckett (@LeapingSam) May 29, 2012

• Twitter winner @Eliza introduced us to this apt illustration of that social network’s endless charms.
• ..as well as summarizing the best  2.5 seconds of the annual Eurovision Sisyphean undertaking.

My love is like a weird, weird MRI-based competition

• Get in the machine. Now: love. LOVE HARD. Worth 15 minutes of your time and tears.

Want more Helen-based goodness? Check out the previous Panning For Internet Gold editions:

• The ‘You may now marry Tony Stark’ edition
• Video killed the karaoke delusion
• The ‘nature is freakier than sci-fi’ edition
• The anti-hacking edition

Helen Brown

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