If your week has been as traumatic as this moment captured from the ongoing feline/canine gang war, then you need links. Lovely, undemanding links. Feel the glorious texture of mah splendid, juicy links! 30-love in Michelle's room Orkney Library made a spectacular attempt to win the favour of … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet gold: The ping pong Death Star edition
Turkey-Salmon's day isn't going well so far. In a moment, he'll mash the keyboard with his rotting drumsticks and painfully access the orgy of links that you see below. And then he'll feel better. And so will we. Deep breaths. Let's review progress this week. Boss Higgsoning Some dude called … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The Mos Eisley Party Rock edition
Hello again, friend. Should we not stroke our magnificent beards and together marvel at the wonders of this modern age of 'email' and 'gifs'? We should. The answer is always 'we should'. I'm the Scat-rat Hamsters dig jazz, man. Best new Tumblr mashup: Game of Bridesmaids. The 10 Most … [Read more...]
Panning for internet gold: The ‘animals got swag’ edition
Hello, gentle Internet Window-Shopper. Look at all these top quality, must-have goods I've found from this week's online melee for you to ogle with your face-portholes. Avian woo Everyone fell in love with this duckling. Must be something in the way he moves (spoiler: frantically, like a … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The Muppets’ crossing edition
You know, you work too hard. It's been a tough week. Know what you deserve? That naughty thing that you like from the vending machine and an extra 20 minutes over your extra-skinny Latte while you find out what's entertaining online this week. Xavier, you Muppet First, Muppets crossed with … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The owl-naming edition
While you were making this face during all those interminable hours of Jubilee gubbins, I was up to my armpits in filthy, filthy internet (steady). Behold the bits that pulled most focus from 'er in Buckingham Palace. Bird on a Wire Ex-footballer adopts an owl, ignores naming conventions. … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The ‘Trump Power’ edition
Hey, surfer. Are you too busy to trawl through the entire internet? Too lazy to endure a deluge of rancid buhh-chaff in order to find a morsel of tasty LOL-wheat? No problem. Sit back and gorge on your saturated fat of choice, pausing only to splodge a greasy index finger over these prime, wheaty … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The anti-hacking edition
Hello, productivity-dodgers! Right then. These Ls aren't going to get OL'd by themselves. Let's set them free. I believe the Tildren are our future Communicating with the club DJ is a fraught business. First to hear about a celebrity death on Twitter? Here's what to do, in one simple … [Read more...]
Panning for Internet Gold: The ‘nature is freakier than sci-fi’ edition
Come, little ones, let us gather around the shimmering internet for warmth and procrastinate together. Here's this week's best links. Winter is coming, because you're worth it Did you know there are 15 trivia facts that you might not know about Game of Thrones? It's also heartening to see Jon Snow … [Read more...]
Video Skive: Video killed the karaoke delusion
Your must-see footage of the week includes: The Texas karaoke bar who encourage you to film your emotional rendering of The Ting Tings and then play it on a local TV station. Jon Hamm becomes agony uncle for Rookie Mag's teen girl readers. Achieves previously unseen levels of … [Read more...]